Depressed Hair

The joke plays on the idea of depression as something that causes self-harm. In this case, the person wishes their hair was depressed so it would cut itself, implying a desire for self-harm in a humorous way. It also utilizes the double meaning of 'cut', referring to both hair cutting and self-harm.

• Hair
• Depression
• Self Harm
• Cut
• Desire
• Mental Health

• Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair? A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
• I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
• I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
• What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.