Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient.
The doctor said, "I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient."
Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants.
Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage.
After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control.
Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?"
The patient says, "Have you got any cream for it? It's swollen."
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!