Underpants jokes
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient.
The doctor said, "I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient."
Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants.
Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage.
After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control.
Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?"
The patient says, "Have you got any cream for it? It's swollen."
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fallout.