Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants ? Because Chernobyl fallout .
What do a small pair of underpants and small dance room have in common no ballroom
A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient. The doctor said, "I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient". Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants. Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage. After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control. Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?" The patient says, "Have you got any cream for it? It's swollen."
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants? Michael Jackson's lipstick.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants???? A. A cock and a few hairs (hares)
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants? Teacher: No, of course not Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
I ran out of bras, so I wore.... MY GRANDMAS UNDERPANTS
