Power cut jokes

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He had a power cut.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because there was a power cut.

What did the hairdresser say to the power line?

"Want a power cut?"

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.

So, Duracell batteries do run out.

You make the juice go through my power brick.

Battery 1%.

I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.

Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.

He also forgot to pay the power bill.

If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.