Power cut jokes

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because there was a power cut.

What did the hairdresser say to the power line?

"Want a power cut?"

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He had a power cut.

Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))

How did Stephen Hawking die?

There was a power outage.

My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

So, Duracell batteries do run out.