Hair Style jokes

Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except for Cancer.

All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.

My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"

Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?

Why are bees' hair always sticky?

Because they use a honeycomb...

Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.

What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?

A comb-over.

Why did the rapper become a barber?

To give everyone FRESH CUTS.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.

Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.