Hair Style jokes

He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.

Why did the rapper become a barber?

To give everyone FRESH CUTS.

My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"

Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?

Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except for Cancer.

I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.

Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.

Hair (DYM 81).

Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!

Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.

Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.

I love your hair today.

How did you get it to come out your nose like that?

All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.

Why are bees' hair always sticky?

Because they use a honeycomb...