Hair Style jokes
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except for Cancer.
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
What's the best haircut?
Chemotherapy.
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
