Hair Style jokes

Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except for Cancer.

All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.

My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"

Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?

Why are bees' hair always sticky?

Because they use a honeycomb...

Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.

What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?

A comb-over.

Why did the rapper become a barber?

To give everyone FRESH CUTS.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

What's the best haircut?

Chemotherapy.

Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.