Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except for Cancer.
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
