Emo Fruit Powers

Okay, listen up, you emo-wannabe. You think you're so cool with your black hair and "suicidal thoughts"? You're comparing yourself to a freaking anime character who eats a magical fruit to get powers. You know that's not real life, right? Also, did you really just tell us that you have depression as if it's a super power? It's not cool. You need to grow up.