Hair jokes

James Charles is more straight than your hairline.

You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.

What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?

A receding hairline.

What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?

It was getting a crinkle cut.

Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.

What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?

He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"

Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"

"You did great!"

"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"

"Nah, that's okay."

"Here's the quarterback."

"You don't want the quarter?"

"No! Quarterback!"

"Huh?"

(Crashes) (screams)

"Yo, sorry 'bout that."

"You think he's gonna be mad?"

"Who? Baldi?"

"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"

(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.

How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?

He performs fellatio on them.

What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.

If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...

Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.