Hair jokes
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Memes
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?
He performs fellatio on them.
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.