What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Hair Jokes
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?
He performs fellatio on them.
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
