Hair jokes
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Memes
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?
He performs fellatio on them.
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."