Hair

Hair jokes

Tornado

Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.

Hairline

What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?

He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”

Blonde

What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

Chip

What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?

It was getting a crinkle cut.

Quarterback

"You did great!"

"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"

"Nah, that's okay."

"Here's the quarterback."

"You don't want the quarter?"

"No! Quarterback!"

"Huh?"

(Crashes) (screams)

"Yo, sorry 'bout that."

"You think he's gonna be mad?"

"Who? Baldi?"

"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"

(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)

Cancer

Cancer

What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

Polish

How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?

He performs fellatio on them.

Dwarf

It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.

Cancer

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...

Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

Dad

Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.

Daughter

What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

Hairline

Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.

Anime

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.