Hair jokes
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
Memes
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?
He performs fellatio on them.
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.