Hair jokes
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?
He performs fellatio on them.
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
I love your hair today.
How did you get it to come out your nose like that?
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.