How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?
He performs fellatio on them.
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
What’s steaven hawking favourite shampoo head and bolts
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
what do you call a ball with no hair? a Mexican ball..
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
