Hair jokes
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?
He performs fellatio on them.
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.