He proble picks hair of he’s dads dick then probably puts it in he’s hair
I have a pussy. It's very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It's also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.
Your hair line is what caused the great depression.
Your hair line goes back when my gran died and she hurried 6 foot undee
you think your funny look at your hair line it looks like a McDonalds sample
Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by god and made babies!
Dad, how were hoomans made. Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!
Mom, dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)
How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients he performs fellatio on them
You know whats the worst about having a daughter with cancer? You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back
I like women how I like my hair dryer, locked in a closet most of the time, and only being used to blow me dry
i hate it when people think im a boy because i have short hair i mean im gay what do you expect
cancer jokes really grow on you - unlike the patients hair..
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money,.....Then he married the one with the biggest breasts.
Your hair line is so curved that mcdonald's hired you to be there M
Yo hair line so messed up god said yo hair line on the cross getting hit on that ceoss
your hair line went so back you had to cry to your mama
what do you call a ball with no hair? a Mexican ball..
Will Smith slapped your hair line to space
yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it
