How do you cure a ginger? Chemotherapy
What you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss
Q.What makes music on your hair?
A. A head band!
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other? Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
what do u call a cow's facial hair?
a moostache
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband Harry? She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Henderson's
so i got my sister shampoo for her birthday and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor
A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort's. Thats nothing once we we're in the kitchen I can't believe I didn't see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!
Emos They're always a cut above the rest.
your nhair line goes back to when you dad left you
Your hairlines so far back even bill nye the science guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Your hairline goes so far back that even god said, "I learned about it in my days."
what do emos and guys with a durag have in common? they both have waves, just one is on their arm
Bro I thought your hair line was the dorito logo
Chris Rock: Jada I can't wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife's lost hair, she said,'' Will if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'' 😂😂😂
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
what do u call a autism kid eith orange hair
a boomarang
