Hair Jokes

Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

What animal should wear a wig?

A bald eagle!

Bros hair looks like buzz lightyear to it to infinity and beyond.

So the other day I was looking up zodiac sign stuff you know im a real big fan of that and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have there own hairstyles... except cancer.

Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?

A: that’s as close they can get to die

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by god and made babies!

Dad, how were hoomans made. Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!

Mom, dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)

Today I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints, wow I’m so nice taking care of the disabled

What wasStephen Hawkings fav shampoo head n bolts

My hair strainer is hotter than u

how does the bunny keep his fur neat

with a hare brush

Yo hairline be lookin like elmos toe fungus

My Crush: I cut 4 inches of my hair yesterday Me: So? My Crush 4 Inches is alot! Me: Oh yeah?

Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.

A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit, he slams on his brakes, gets out and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired. A passing car slams on it’s brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny pulls out an aerosol can and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The Bunny jumps up runs a few feet, then stops, turns around and waves it’s paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight. The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says “Wow that is amazing, what is in that can” the man looks at the can and reads the label “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave”.