Hair jokes

What did the hairdresser say to the power line?

"Want a power cut?"

I wish my hair was depressed.

Cause then it would cut itself.

A long-haired child once took a bite of Chuck Norris's brain. He later became known as Albert Einstein.

What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?

Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!

I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."

Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.

Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?

They're still hanging.

Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.

What is the toughest part of the human body?

Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.

Your hair line is curved like a moving train.

What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.

It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."

One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.

Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.

What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?

Flinn Taylor.

You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!

I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”

Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.