Conditioner jokes

What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?

Shampoo.

My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.

I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.

What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?

Head and shoulders.

Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?

A) Head and Shoulders.

Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?

A) Shoulders.

For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕