Conditioner jokes
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
Memes
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.