Conditioner jokes

What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?

Shampoo.

My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.

I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.

Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?

A) Head and Shoulders.

Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?

A) Shoulders.

For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕

What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?

Head and shoulders.