Conditioner jokes
What鈥檚 Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What鈥檚 Stephen鈥檚 favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 馃挄
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
I respect woman鈥檚 choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
