Conditioner jokes
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What鈥檚 Stephen鈥檚 favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 馃挄
What鈥檚 Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.