Slice

Slice Jokes

Grape

What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.

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  • Guy

    A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"

    Baby

    How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson

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  • Site

    Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

    "Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

    And slice jokes!

    What kind of "slices"?

    Handy ones. ^_^

    Pie

    I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.

    I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."

    Slag

    A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.

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  • Class

    I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.

    Pizza

    Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?

    A: They're both cheesy.

    Pizza

    I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.

    Orphan

    What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?

    Nothing, I eat both of them.

    Party

    How do you get a party started in Africa?

    You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.