Q. How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

A. Depends how thin you slice them.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza but it’s really… Cheesy I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this

I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie. I responded “yes” and he said: “okay, 14159”

The say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal

What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake. She died the next weekend.

What’s the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza? A dead baby can’t feed a family.

Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam

Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show

He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare

Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept

Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it

Died with his boots on because he didn’t want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket

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