Slice jokes
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
Cut.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.