Slice jokes

What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"

Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson

Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

And slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^_^

Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.

What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?

Pizza won't cut itself.

I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.

I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."

How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?

Cheddar!

What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?

2 slices of Brad.

A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.

I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.

They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.

Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?

A: They're both cheesy.

Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.

Cut.

What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?

Nothing, I eat both of them.

How do you get a party started in Africa?

You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.