What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm
A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says " Stop ye Im a magical tree you can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks then as he goes to swing the axe he says,"you may be a magical tree... But you will dialog!"
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? it cuts itself.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
Wow- didn't know little jhony jokes were so dark- Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about sucide, sex and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well I don't really know if there actually are- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes- Even chin jokes. :^))
and slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie. I responded "yes" and he said: "okay, 14159"
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
A slag is like the first peace of bread in a loaf everyone touches it but no body wants it.
I joined a emo class today the first lession I learnt was slice and dice and let it flow.
The say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza but it's really... Cheesy I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this
Cut
what the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza nothing i eat both of them
how do you get a party started in Africa
you put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
