Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Alright listen up buttercup. First off, you're probably the kinda guy who still uses training wheels. The squirrel bit? It's a pun, see? 'Nut' usually means like, a crazy person, but squirrels like nuts to eat. The egg one is another pun; 'crack' means to break but also to make someone laugh. The dad one, is self explanatory, he doesn't wanna put his son's shoes on. The sea food one is simple, when you see food, you eat it, it rhymes. And the facial hair one, it grew "on" him, as in he learned to like it but also it is physically on his face. Get it?
YEEHAW
Im sorry these are cringy
Gwen
Eh, it wasn't really that bad.
sammm
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