Go jokes

How do mountains get big?

They go trick-or-treating!

Why did the actor fall through the floor?

He was just going through a stage!

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?

Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.

What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?

DeterMIENATION

Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?

He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.

What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?

Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!

Why did the dick go insane?

Someone kept messing with his head.

A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.

"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"

The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

“I guess we are going down together!”

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

*Titanic was sinking.*

Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?

Captain: Two miles.

Passenger: Which way are we going?

Captain: Down.

What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."

Why does an orphan go to a sewer?

So it can wash up.

Who hates going to a pizza party?

A weirdough.

When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.

“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?

Frisk: One knife, plz.

Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.

Waiter: You eat a knife?

Frisk: Yes.

*Waiter asking for one knife*

Waiter: Here you go.

Frisk: Thanks you.

I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...

But then I changed my mind.

Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.