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How did I know where you would go next? Oh I felt it in my bones!

Sans: why couldn't the skeleton go to prom Papyrus: Why. AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!! Sans: Sorry didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

how do you start a dance party? go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold

Why did the pillow go to court?

Because it had a pillowcase

What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do what a good night of a good time and time to go oooo

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Why did Muhammad Ali go down because he couldn't stand the cancer

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip? To the mew-seum. (MOST LIKED JOKES. COMMENT BOO IF YOU LIKE THE VIDEO)

why did the orphan fall of the mountain? because his parents let go.

Where do cows go to entertainment.

The MOOOOvie theater

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What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed? Time to hit the sack!!!!

My Dad was mowing the grass today, I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.

Confucius say, man who go though turn table is going to bangkok

Covid be like I'm going to take your breath away

Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.

A kid had school today. He was late every single day. He said in his mind, I wish I can go to school again. What happened? Its obvious...... He died :)