Go jokes
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.