Go jokes
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.