Go jokes
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!