Go jokes
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
Memes
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”