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Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.