Go jokes

We should stop.

Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?

The boomerang!

Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!

Luigi: Where did they go?

Mario: To the left.

Luigi: Fuck

Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."

Me: "I like it well done."

Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"

I took a plane to go see my hairline.

Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.

Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.

Man: Ouch!

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

Why did the chief go to jail?

Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They told her to go find the light.

Why did the emo go to the store?

To buy bleach.

Why do Orphans like school?

Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.

Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.

Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.

Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.