Go jokes
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”