A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
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Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
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BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"
