
Go jokes
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
