Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
I love going to church to get closer to god, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game? They kept yelling go home.
Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he's like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then...
I found a rock at the park, i threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
a kid told me to go get a dad so I punched the kid he went to tell his parents oh wait he can't cause hes an orphan and orphans have no parents
If you have a GF/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say "Your short lemme add some inches"
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, even time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
I specialise in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil but now it is pointless
want to know what i do in my freetime
punch an orphan cuz what are they going to do tell their mom
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp* Teacher: “can I have ur parents signature? It isn’t filled out.” Orphan: “um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....” Teacher: “why?” Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
there was a kid being mean to a kid at a orphanage the kid said stop but the mean one said what are you going to do call your mommy
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
Ok so I have a joke for you,go look in the mirror and when you realise come back to me and tell me.
why can’t orphans go to school? they need their parents to sing them up
Husband: Dammit alice! I'm your husband and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you! Wife: Go to hell Bob! I'm Leaving! Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
