Go jokes
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Memes
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.