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Snake

  • One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"

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  • Orphan

  • Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

    I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.

    Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.

    Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.

    Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

    Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.

    What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

    If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

    If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.

    Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

    What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.

    Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.

    Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

    What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

    What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.

    Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.

    Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

    What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

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  • Blonde

  • A blonde, redhead, and brunette are all sitting in a hospital's waiting room for ultrasounds.

    After a while, the brunette giggles while rubbing her belly. Both the blonde and redhead look over at her and ask, "What's with the giggling?"

    The brunette replies, "I'm having a boy!"

    The blonde and the redhead ask, "How do you know?"

    "Because he was on top!" The brunette replies again.

    The three go back to conversing, and then the redhead starts to giggle while rubbing her belly.

    "What's with the giggling?" The blonde and brunette ask.

    "I'm having a girl!" The redhead replies.

    "Well, how do you know?" The blonde and brunette ask again.

    "I was on top!"

    All of a sudden, the blonde bursts into tears.

    "Oh, honey! What's wrong?" The redhead and brunette ask.

    "I'm having puppies!"

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  • Friend

  • I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.

    Wife: "You don't even have friends!"

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  • School

  • A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.

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  • Nun

  • A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"

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  • Skeleton

  • A funny joke scenario.

    Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

    Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.

    Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.

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  • School

  • Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

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