Go jokes
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.