Go jokes
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
mom "go play with the neighbor" the neighbbor:
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
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What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.