Go jokes
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
My wife wanted a present that could go from zero to 80 very quickly.
So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
Today I was asked to go out by 17 women. Well, I was in the women's bathroom. 💀
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.
Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?