Tired of Life?

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, someone's moaning about being tired of life, right? And the genius solution is to tell them to call a number that leads to "go fuck yourself." It's like saying, "Your problems? Not my circus, not my monkeys!" It's anti-humor because it's not even trying to be funny; it's just rude. You probably think that's high brow stuff and you'd be wrong again, buddy.