Go Jokes

Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.

Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.

How did the orphan go to school?

Not by his parents.

So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.

A black T-shirt with a skeleton wearing red sunglasses holding a piece of garlic bread. Above the image, it says "go thrifting that's where the heat is" and "the heat:"

Why can orphans never go to the shops?

'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.

Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!

Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?

What did the bird go to the hospital for?

For tweetment!

You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"

What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!

When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,

The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"

The teacher replied, "Home."

The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"

Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?

Because it was High School.

Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?

Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.

What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?

GO HOME!

Why did the MOSFET go to jail?

It had a charge for battery.

I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.

In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.