Go jokes
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.