Go jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.

Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?

I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.

It's my New Year's resolution.

An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.

Why did the author go to the emergency room?

His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?

When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.

One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.

They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.

What's an orphan's favorite meme?

Homer going into a bush.

Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.

What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

Some people put zodiacs on everything.

They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.

Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?

His name is Vladimir Pootin.

Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"

Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?

Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.