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Twin Towers

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

Blonde

Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?

Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!

Forest

A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.

Updog

Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."

They will likely reply: "What's updog?"

To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"

Discount

Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

People

So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.

Orphan

Why can orphans never go to the shops?

'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.

Orphan

Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!

Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?

Bar

You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"

Orphan

When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,

The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"

The teacher replied, "Home."

The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"

School

Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?

Because it was High School.

Orphan

Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?

Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.