Go jokes

What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.

Why did the author go to the emergency room?

His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?

When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.

One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.

They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.

What's an orphan's favorite meme?

Homer going into a bush.

Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.

What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?

When he is on the train.

Some people put zodiacs on everything.

They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.

Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?

His name is Vladimir Pootin.

Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"

Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?

Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.

Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!

Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?

Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.

Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."

They will likely reply: "What's updog?"

To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"

How did the orphan go to school?

Not by his parents.

Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.

It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.

Get your mind together!