Go jokes

Why did the actor fall through the floor?

He was just going through a stage!

How do mountains get big?

They go trick-or-treating!

If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,

that's a big red flag!

Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?

Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!

Luigi: Where did they go?

Mario: To the left.

Luigi: Fuck

Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."

Me: "I like it well done."

Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"

I took a plane to go see my hairline.

Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.

Man: Ouch!

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?

To get some plane bread.

This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.

Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.

Why do Orphans like school?

Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.

Why did the chief go to jail?

Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!