Go jokes
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Memes
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.