Go jokes

My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

“I guess we are going down together!”

Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.

It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com

We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."

Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?

A. She had to go to GasTown.

I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.

A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.

"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"

The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why did the dick go insane?

Someone kept messing with his head.

What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?

Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!

Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!

Luigi: Where did they go?

Mario: To the left.

Luigi: Fuck

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."

Me: "I like it well done."

Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"

Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?

I took a plane to go see my hairline.

Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.