Go jokes

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.

"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"

The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why did the dick go insane?

Someone kept messing with his head.

What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?

Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!

*Titanic was sinking.*

Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?

Captain: Two miles.

Passenger: Which way are we going?

Captain: Down.

When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.

“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”

When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.

My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.

I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.

Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?

A. She had to go to GasTown.

Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.

It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com

Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!

Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.

Why do Orphans like school?

Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They told her to go find the light.