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Teacher: We are going to Seville.

Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!

Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.

Omg thanks for 1000 likes!

Wheelchair

Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."

Orphan

Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.

Orphan

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

Confusion

When you when, the when at, when with you know, the you, you, that you ever, when... you dont know whats going on.

A cartoon drawing of a figure with light grey hair, a blue and white dress, and a tail. The figure has a simple, almost childlike design.

Pirate

Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?

Because he has ALL of the booty!

Dad

I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?

He said “Wynaut.”

Internet

Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.

People

How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.

Song

Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵

He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez

Sick

What do old people have when they are sick.

A going away party.

Actor

Why did the actor fall through the floor?

He was just going through a stage!

Actor

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?

Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.

Undertale

What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?

DeterMIENATION

Orphan

Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?

He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.

Comment

What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?

Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!

Sodium

A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.

"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"

The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."