Why did the emo go to the store To buy bleach
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 dollars in back taxes
Can ask your sister how are you going for Christmas 🎄 and I have internet
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls. Man: Ouch
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
We should stop
wait but who is the orphan going to tell THe boomerang
Why don't orpans go to family dollar they don't have a family to go withim
Why did the twin towers go shopping
To get some plane bread
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
Why did the dick go insane Someone kept messing with his head
What show do orphans relate to I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Terorist: we can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both dont have familys to go to.
What did the twin towers say to each other
Sorry if that offended anyone
“I guess we are going down together”
If you're bored punch a orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
A Mario & Luigi joke What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: the parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO
A man went to the doctors and the doctor said “what happened to you?” The man replied and said “I broke my arm in two places!” Then the doctor replied with “DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!”
A Piece of Sodium That Lived in a Test Tube Fell in Love With a Bunsen Burner "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!" The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: 'Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears, says 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.'
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.” The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!” The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
