Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
When you when, the when at, when with you know, the you, you, that you ever, when... you dont know whats going on.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."