Go jokes
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
Memes
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.