Go

Go jokes

Actor

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

Child Support

A Mario & Luigi joke.

What are the Mario bros' view on child support?

Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.

Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!

Ladder

Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

Memes

Confusion

When you when, the when at, when with you know, the you, you, that you ever, when... you dont know whats going on.

A cartoon drawing of a figure with light grey hair, a blue and white dress, and a tail. The figure has a simple, almost childlike design.

Cow

What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.

Banana

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"

Stereotype

Teacher: We are going to Seville.

Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!

Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.

Omg thanks for 1000 likes!

Wheelchair

Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."

Orphan

Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.

Orphan

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

Pirate

Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?

Because he has ALL of the booty!

Dad

I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?

He said “Wynaut.”

Internet

Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.

People

How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.

Song

Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵

He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez

Sick

What do old people have when they are sick.

A going away party.

Actor

Why did the actor fall through the floor?

He was just going through a stage!