Go jokes

When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.

My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.

Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?

A. She had to go to GasTown.

I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.

We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?

To get some plane bread.

This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"

What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.

Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵

He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez

I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?

He said “Wynaut.”

A Mario & Luigi joke.

What are the Mario bros' view on child support?

Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.

Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!

Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...

Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?

Because he has ALL of the booty!