Go Jokes

Why did the cow cross the road?

To go to the moovies.

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.

What do you call a club that owls go to?

Hooters.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?

Because when it beeps, it's him!

Why is something orphans can never say?

"Let's go home."

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A meme with the text "When you go outside and you smell that ZAZA." below it is the face of Ryan Gosling. The image has some blur.

Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.

What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?

Hot Wheels.

Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To fix his flow.

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.

Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?

Sensei: What is that?

Me: Saw con deez nu...

Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?

Me: What’s ligm...

Sensei: 😈

Me: no no no no

Sensei: Ligma ba...

Is anyone going to Sawcon?

If you can't afford a blow up doll, just go down to your local AISH office.

I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.

What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

I heard Danielle Smith likes trains.

So I told her to go stand in front of one.

Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.