Go jokes

Why can't orphans go on vacation?

The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.

I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”

Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Isabell?

Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?

Car show: "Let It Go," get it?

All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.

What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?

The steering wheel.

Bob, why are you kicking the kids?

What, it's not like they have a home to go to.

Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.

Kids changing the channel to Annie.

Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.

TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.

Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!

I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"

Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.

Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"

The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"

Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!

Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?

Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!

*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*

Lionel: AHHHHHHH

How do bees go to school?

They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.