Go jokes

Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.

Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!

Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.

Is anyone going to Sawcon?

Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?

Sensei: What is that?

Me: Saw con deez nu...

Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?

Me: What’s ligm...

Sensei: 😈

Me: no no no no

Sensei: Ligma ba...

Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.

What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Their kneecaps.

What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?

You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!

Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Isabell?

Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.

I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"

Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.

Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!

Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?

Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!

*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*

Lionel: AHHHHHHH

Bob, why are you kicking the kids?

What, it's not like they have a home to go to.

Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.

Kids changing the channel to Annie.

Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.

TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.

Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!

Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"

The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"