Go jokes

Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂

"Where ya going?"

"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."

Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.

What is going on here?

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?

Why did the cow cross the road?

To go to the moovies.

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.

What do you call a club that owls go to?

Hooters.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?

Because when it beeps, it's him!

Why is something orphans can never say?

"Let's go home."

Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.

What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?

Hot Wheels.

Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To fix his flow.

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.

Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?

Sensei: What is that?

Me: Saw con deez nu...

Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?

Me: What’s ligm...

Sensei: 😈

Me: no no no no

Sensei: Ligma ba...

Is anyone going to Sawcon?

I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.

If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.

They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.