Go jokes

"What do you do with your free time?"

"I stalk."

"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."

"I know."

Me: What's that sound?

Ex: What?

Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D

Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?

Their parents.

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?

My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.

My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?

How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?

Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"

How do homeless people punish their children?

What are their children going to do? Go to their room?

Teacher: Here, have candy.

Kid: No, I’m too fat.

Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.

*Next week*

Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.

Kid: I’m too fat to get up.

Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?

Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!

"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."

Why can't orphans go on vacation?

The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.

I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”

Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Isabell?

Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."