Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Hawking's Afterlife
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, chucklehead. So, get this: the joke implies Stephen Hawking ain't gettin' into heaven just 'cause he's British. It's playin' on stereotypes, see? Like, maybe British folks are seen as, I dunno, kinda bad? I don't get it either, and I'm a freakin' bear. You probably wear crocs.
Jack
Stfu