Collage jokes

What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?

"Stand" Ford University. :3

What college do cows go to?

The Mooniversity.

You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?

Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?

You: Uhhhhhhh

Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.

You: Thank God.

Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...

You: *faints*

The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.

I can’t wait for collage....

5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.

I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.

Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?

Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?