5+ Best Collage Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Stephen Hawking

What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?

"Stand" Ford University. :3

Cow

What college do cows go to?

The Mooniversity.

Bunk Bed

You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?

Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?

You: Uhhhhhhh

Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.

You: Thank God.

Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...

You: *faints*

Memes

Convenience Store

The image is a four-panel collage. The first panel shows a 6-Eleven store. The second panel shows a 7-Eleven store. The third panel shows an 8-Eleven convenience store with pink stripes. The fourth panel shows the World Trade Center on September 11 with an airplane about to crash.

Line

The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.

Min

I can’t wait for collage....

5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.

Deck

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

Artist

Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.

Body Part

I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.

Orphan

Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?

Magnet

Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?

Memes

Portrait

JAsmin.

The image is a collage of multiple photos of a person named Jasmin. The photos are mostly black and white or dark, and some show Jasmin posing or looking at the camera. There are a few other elements in the background of some of the pictures like an ocean, a butterfly or a line drawing.

Rose

serena.

A collage of various images, all in shades of orange and yellow. There are sunflowers, roses, a cat, a butterfly, and a neon sign saying "BOO!" Some of the images have a vintage or slightly faded look.

King

Fan

The image shows the text "Drake fans be like 'He still won, just read this'" above a collage of images, including stacks of text, alchemical symbols, and a bottle of Natural Light beer.

Michael Jackson

Hee hee

The image is a collage of different pictures of Michael Jackson edited with different styles and labels, including one with Steve Harvey's bald head, another as Mr. Clean, a third as a rabbit, one as a toilet paper, and many others with the text 'Hee-Hee' in different styles.

Image

A collage of different Krabby Patty images from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants. In the center of the image is a Krabby Patty with the text "Krabby Patty" below it.

City

A chaotic and vibrant hyper-edited collage styled like an epic movie poster. At the top, the title "CITY BOII" is written in glowing, fiery letters. The scene is filled with a variety of figures including the Hulk, Batman, Deadpool, and anime characters, all surrounded by intense blue lightning and orange flames. In the center is a large, distorted cartoon face with glowing blue eyes and an open mouth. There are also images of a bearded streamer and a yelling bald man. Large laughing and shocked emojis are at the bottom center. The text "THAT'S WHY HE'S THE GOAT" and "100% ACCURACY" are scattered around. The name "HEMMY BOI" appears at the very bottom.

Costume

Collage of Tyler, the Creator wearing various costumes. In the middle is the artist's name in large block letters.

Community

COMMET YOUR FAVRIOT COLOR AND YOUR NAME (OR NICKNAME) WITH A PHRASE YOU LIKE AND ILL MAKE YOU A COLLAGE

I'm making background/collages, I'll put ones I made before in comments. If you want one ask me =D, but I need what ur style/aesthetic is and I need 1-3 color scheme.

MY CHILD IS BACK FROM COLLAGE OMG YAY