Collage jokes
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
Community talk
COMMET YOUR FAVRIOT COLOR AND YOUR NAME (OR NICKNAME) WITH A PHRASE YOU LIKE AND ILL MAKE YOU A COLLAGE
I'm making background/collages, I'll put ones I made before in comments. If you want one ask me =D, but I need what ur style/aesthetic is and I need 1-3 color scheme.
MY CHILD IS BACK FROM COLLAGE OMG YAY