
Collage jokes
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.
Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
Community talk
COMMET YOUR FAVRIOT COLOR AND YOUR NAME (OR NICKNAME) WITH A PHRASE YOU LIKE AND ILL MAKE YOU A COLLAGE
I'm making background/collages, I'll put ones I made before in comments. If you want one ask me =D, but I need what ur style/aesthetic is and I need 1-3 color scheme.
MY CHILD IS BACK FROM COLLAGE OMG YAY








