You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Punching Bag Jokes
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
