You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Punching Bag Jokes
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
