Punching Bag jokes
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
This is so true
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
How do you make a fruit punch?
You give it a pair of boxing gloves.
Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡
What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy and then I was arrested for assault.
The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
