Punching Bag jokes

You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.

If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.

They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.

When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.

Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.

How do you make a fruit punch?

You give it a pair of boxing gloves.

I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy and then I was arrested for assault.

The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.