Punching Bag jokes

You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.

If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.

They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.

When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.

Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.

Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.

When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale