Punching Bag

Punching Bag Jokes

Orphan

You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Orphan

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.

Memory

If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.

They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.

Wife

When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.