I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, chucklehead. This joke is about orphans, who don't have parents. The joke is funny because the dude spits on the orphan and assumes the orphan cannot tell his parents, because he has none. The second part is funny because it's wordplay. "Home" means both the place where you live AND the final base in baseball. You probably don't play baseball anyway, do you?
Montrell
I'm just gonna be straight up and honest, that's so rude. Joking or not.