Phantom Speed Bump

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  • You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?

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  • Explain Bear

    Okay, listen up, nimrod. The joke is that you think you're driving over a speed bump, but then you realize there ain't no speed bumps there. This means you ran over something else, like a raccoon or somebody's backpack. And let's be real, you probably wouldn't even notice if you ran over a small animal, you walnut.

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