Go jokes
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.
So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.
I said, "No, they don't have double doors."
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)