what is a ghost favorite cake? i scream cake!
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻
What do you call a ghost bee???
Boobees
someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong
Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!
2. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you 😫
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, "you have to come with me and see this it's really important," Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can't it wait until the morning?' I pleaded, "no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "oh so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."
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Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
What happened when the man died: yes
why can't an orphan live peacefully, Technoblade: as a ghost he could locate all orphan withing 2 weeks
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride she says BOO! What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Hillary Clinton is elected president, . . .
and on the first night she spends in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington. She asks him, "George, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of George Washington responds, "Never tell a lie."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that." The next night, she is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. She asks him, "Thomas, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, "Listen to the people."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
On the third night, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. She asks him, "Abraham, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, "Go see a play."
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I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king? Our souls will rain forever.
What do you call an Orphan living with ghosts?
Him and his dead family. :(:
When someone said to an orphan my boyfriend ghosted me the orphan says back don't worry my parents ghosted me 🤣
