Ghost Jokes

why can't an orphan live peacefully, Technoblade: as a ghost he could locate all orphan withing 2 weeks

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride she says BOO! What kind of a dick fuck does that!

I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.

What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist

what kind of poops do take? a spooky dookie.

What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king? Our souls will rain forever.

What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists? 5% of atheists have seen a ghost 5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy

What did one ghost say to the other?

Get a life!

Boo 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (so scary right)

Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey

We’ve got to celebrate our differences 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️‍🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕

You caught a Penaldo! Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears. Type: Ghost type Moves: Dive Disappear in big games Cry for pens Statpad vs farmers Sells underwear

What's ghost's favorite food? I like some BOO-RITOS!

When you think of the word simp, you think of a girl. Girl stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is ding dong. Put them together and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.

There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semin and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.

Now that's a hell of a ghost story.