Transparency jokes
Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.
I am glass! People see right through me.
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast,
honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Water bottles, strong, Standing tall, like sturdy men, Quenching every thirst.
Clear and transparent, Reflecting strength and resolve, Resilient and pure.
In hand, they offer Refreshing relief, like hugs, Soothing every soul.
Water bottles, like men, Nourish and hydrate our lives, Simple yet vital.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...