Ghost jokes

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.

When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣

What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?

"Him and his dead family." :(

What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?

"Our souls will rain forever."

We aren't ghosts, but I'll take you under the sheets.

Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.

What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?

5% of atheists have seen a ghost.

5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.

What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.

What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"

What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?

Dead ends.

What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?

"Aaah, a ghost!"

What did one ghost say to the other?

"Get a life!"

What goes boo in a car with no lips?

So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.

Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!

Boo! 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (So scary, right?)

You caught a Penaldo!

Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.

Type: Ghost type.

Moves: Dive

Disappear in big games

Cry for pens

Statpad vs farmers

Sells underwear

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

What's a ghost's favorite food?

I like some boo-ritos!

When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.

A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."