Ghost Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.

When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣

What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?

"Him and his dead family." :(

What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?

"Our souls will rain forever."

What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?

5% of atheists have seen a ghost.

5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.

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The image is split into two sections. The top part shows two cartoon penguins looking straight ahead with blank expressions. A translucent image of one penguin is layered on top of the other. The caption above reads: "Me zoned out staring at a fixed point:". The bottom part shows a boy holding up a wooden cross and raising one hand in a defensive gesture. His expression is one of surprise and mild fear. The caption above the boy reads: "The ghost in my room:". The captions around the boy read: "How the flip can u see me?!" and "U need God".

What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?

"Aaah, a ghost!"

What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"

What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?

Dead ends.

What did one ghost say to the other?

"Get a life!"

What goes boo in a car with no lips?

Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.

We aren't ghosts, but I'll take you under the sheets.

What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.

So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.

Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!

Boo! 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (So scary, right?)

Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.

You caught a Penaldo!

Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.

Type: Ghost type.

Moves: Dive

Disappear in big games

Cry for pens

Statpad vs farmers

Sells underwear

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

What's a ghost's favorite food?

I like some boo-ritos!

When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.