Supernatural jokes
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
What is the Twilight series about?
A girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Mary is hanging out, and the angel Gabriel descends behind her. She looks behind her and says, "Jesus Christ!" and the angel Gabriel said, "So you already know."
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.