Supernatural jokes
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
What is the Twilight series about?
A girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
Mary is hanging out, and the angel Gabriel descends behind her. She looks behind her and says, "Jesus Christ!" and the angel Gabriel said, "So you already know."
I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.