Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Penaldo's Apple Store Outburst
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Listen up, smoothbrain. You probably think Penaldo is just a funny name. News flash: It's a diss aimed at Cristiano Ronaldo, implying he relies on penalties to score. The joke here is that Ronaldo (Penaldo) is smashing phones in an Apple Store because he played poorly against a bad team. Get it now, or do I need to draw you a diagram?