What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost (he said oh my god it s me dead parrot
What did the slaves say when they met their soon to be masters?
“Aaah a ghost!”
what kind of streets do ghosts haunt? - Dead ends
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website, when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised. Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver
Why did Michael Jackson become white he wanted to be like a ghost and I have any feeheet.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost: You excersize it.
Why can't ghost stay happy? Because they are to skollys
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost? Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Person 1: How smart are you? Person 2: Really smart Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2 how many are left? Person 2: 1 ghost is left Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!!!
What do you cal a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire ghost rider
Its about bottling Its about crying I stay finished I fake retire Put in the diving Put in the ghosting And take my fake trophies Eibar and Bolivia in my veins My barcelona banged by Bayern I bottle the game so whats my farmers name (Pessi)
I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house, atleat then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today. Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
