KKK jokes

What do Nike and the KKK have in common?

They both make Black people run faster.

Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.

What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?

A KKKO.

Ready when you are, KK.

What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?

A white octopus isn't in the KKK!

Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?

Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

But she has to. She's his mom.

Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.

Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.

KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.

Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.

He just moved back in with his mom.