KKK jokes

What do Nike and the KKK have in common?

They both make Black people run faster.

Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.

What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?

A KKKO.

Ready when you are, KK.

What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?

A white octopus isn't in the KKK!

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

But she has to. She's his mom.

Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.

Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.

Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.

He just moved back in with his mom.