What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
Paranormal Jokes
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
We aren't ghosts, but I'll take you under the sheets.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
Orgasm means two things:
1. During you masturbate.
2. You torture phantoms.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.
