Paranormal jokes
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
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What happend for them to put this sign up?
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
We aren't ghosts, but I'll take you under the sheets.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
Orgasm means two things:
1. During you masturbate.
2. You torture phantoms.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.
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alright I am someone who believes in the paranormal and spirits i find it very interesting as someone whos interested in the afterlife so i thought id share this message with you all.
There could be a ghost aggressively break dancing beside you and you'd have no idea
Gotta go but I'll leave u with this: back in the early 1800s, a man named John Bell moved his family to an area in Tennessee called Red River, which is now known as Adams, Tennessee. After they had settled in the new home, some peculiar things started happening. The Bell family began hearing some bizarre noises, including dogs barking, chains rattling, rats chewing, and a woman whispering. Soon, that woman became kno… Read more