Ghost jokes

When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.

But when you do, people scream and run away.

Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.

A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."

Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?

Harlem, New York.

What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?

Dead ends.

Why is a ghost so predictable?

Because you can see right through it.

I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.

What happened when the man died? Yes.

What room does a ghost not want to be in?

The living room.

What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)