I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton a CREEPYpasta (it’s my first one lol)
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people
WHEN YOU FEEL LONELY JUST WATCH A SCARY MOVIE.
YOU WONT FEEL LONELY ANYMORE:(
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouja board
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup
Don't be scared of skeletons
They don't have the guts for murder
What game do zombies 🧟♀️ like to play?
Corpse and Robbers
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president It's called Winnie the Pooh Blood And Honey
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing but when i the it people just looked horrified.
