Horror jokes
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
Fnaf (when C.C got his head bit and survived) him at age 20
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.
What is worse still? It has to eat its way out.
What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
Same time next month?
I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently, I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
What’s worse than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?
Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees.
When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(