I love how in horror movies the person calls out, “Hello,” as if the psycho will answer, “Hey, what’s up, I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

I’ve just started reading my first ever Braille horror story and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.

I don’t understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days

New horror movie idea.

The main character loves anime. The killer yells “Omae wa mou shindeiru.” The main character instinctively yells back “NANI???” and is killed.

This guy tried to kill me and i asked “what is this? Friday the Thirteenth?” Michael replied “: nah, its Halloween”

if stephen hawking was in a horror movie … would he make his robot try and shout “aaaaaaaaah help me , i can’t move i’m too scared” ???

There’s a new horror movie about Steven Hawking

It’s called unplugged 🤣

there was a dude, he was yo dawg you wanna die? I said what is this, Friday the thirteenth?

horror movies don’t scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.