Horror jokes

I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.

New horror movie idea. The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.

I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.

Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.

What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)

I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.

What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?

Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!

I have a trans friend.

He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.

Bring a knife into the shower. NEVER gonna see that coming! He pulls the curtain like ‘re re‘ and you're like ‘re re’ yourself, motherfucker, and stab him right in the eye! You thought the psycho was out there? SURPRISE, the psycho’s IN HERE with the Irish Spring on them!

Foxy is red,

Bonnie is blue,

And Golden Freddy will kill you.

"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."

"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."

Said no horror movie character ever.

And also GTA logic.

I am reading a horror book in braille.

Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!

How fast does 173 move?

Breakneck speeds!

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

"You're boo-tiful!"

Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)

Me: God, no, help!

*game notification pops up with very loud sound*

When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.

Can I pin your corpse to a tree?

Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.

Not coming soon!

What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?

He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.