When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.
What is worse still? It has to eat its way out.
What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
Same time next month?
I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.
WHEN YOU FEEL LONELY JUST WATCH A SCARY MOVIE.
YOU WONT FEEL LONELY ANYMORE:(
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouja board
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup
I looked in the mirror yesterday. I still have nightmares...
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
