Horror

Horror Jokes

I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

New horror movie idea.

The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.

Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.

I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.

I am reading a horror book in braille.

Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!

Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.

When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."

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People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing but when i the it people just looked horrified.