I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton a CREEPYpasta (it’s my first one lol)
" I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friends house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away." " I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever
and also GTA logic
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
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When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people
This guy tried to kill me and i asked "what is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied ": nah, its Halloween"
WHEN YOU FEEL LONELY JUST WATCH A SCARY MOVIE.
YOU WONT FEEL LONELY ANYMORE:(
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouja board
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup
