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At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.

Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:

Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).

Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.

Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!

Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.

I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.

Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.

Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?

He couldn't even open it.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked.

Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.

What kind of dogs do miners like best?

Golden retrievers, haha, get it?

What did one saggy boob say to the other?

"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.

Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?

Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...

What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?

Frostbite!

What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?

Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.

I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.

Are you the voices I've been hearing?

Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)