What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
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Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
