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What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? -- They both want to get there before the hare does.

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What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.

I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned