How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? -- They both want to get there before the hare does.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free
how does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
so two condoms walk by a gay bar, what does one condom say to the other, "hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
Why Did The Pedophile Cross The Road?
To Get To The Other Preschool.
What did one orphan say to another orphan? Get in the batmobile Robin
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to there other side!
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair Cancer
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the twin towers Smash (Get it) 9/11
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned
What time is it when it turns 13 O clock?
Time to get a new watch
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree
A. Cut the rope
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Why did the Dad cross the road
To get the milk
We’re does the killer wale go to get its teeth don.
The orca Don test
Kids are like a box of chocolates they taste so good and u never know what u are going to get
