How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out
how does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
so two condoms walk by a gay bar, what does one condom say to the other, "hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
Why Did The Pedophile Cross The Road?
To Get To The Other Preschool.
What did one orphan say to another orphan? Get in the batmobile Robin
What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the twin towers Smash (Get it) 9/11
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned
What time is it when it turns 13 O clock?
Time to get a new watch
Kids are like a box of chocolates they taste so good and u never know what u are going to get