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My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
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Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
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*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.