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The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Memes
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.