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Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?

He couldn't even open it.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.

Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.

What kind of dogs do miners like best?

Golden retrievers, haha, get it?

I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?

Frostbite!

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.

What did one saggy boob say to the other?

"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"

It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.

Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.

Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.

How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles?

You nail its other hand to the floor.

What is Green and Red and goes round and round?

A frog in a blender.

(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?

One can support an average family.

Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D

Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?

Because his TikTok blew up...

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?

You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.

Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...

A piece of cake.

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"

Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"