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Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Memes
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.