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If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
Why Bing is Superior tbh
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.