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What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
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What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!