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Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
My wheelchair-bound friend was getting bullied, so I told him to stand up for himself.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!