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How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Why do orphans always get picked on? They can't run and tell their parents.
Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
Explain bear show yourself AND STOP RUINING MY ANTI TRUMP MEMES AND JOKES A IM COPING AND C THIS IS FOR JOKES AND MEMES also you are the Simpletin
A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.