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What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
Happens a lot to me😐
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.