I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.
I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?
I Googled "How to start a Wildfire." It gave me 28,452 matches.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
Approached (DYM 100).
Google is butt.
