Search Engine jokes

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.

Is Google a girl or a boy?

Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

I Googled "How to start a Wildfire." It gave me 28,452 matches.

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.

Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.

Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?

To try and find their parents.

How can you tell if Google is a girl?

It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!

I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"

I got 39,300,000 matches.

What is Mario's favorite website?

- Yahoo!

Never search up "monkey with blue balls."

"Why am I ugly?"

Google would like to operate your camera.

Are you Google?

Because you got all I am searching for.

Google search = 3.141592...

Approached (DYM 100).

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

Google is butt.