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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
If a woman’s version of marriage is "happy wife, happy life," but statistically men are more likely to kill themselves, so who should be making who happy?
Then a man’s is "happy husband, don’t get bludgeoned."
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.
They never get old.
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer? Cell-ablate!
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What do you get from a co-worker with epilepsy for being accused of harassment? A "seize" and desist letter.
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?