Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
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Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
