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When the priest said, "Be gone from this boy, demon!" the demon replied, "And you get out of the boy!"

I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."

My wheelchair-bound friend was getting bullied, so I told him to stand up for himself.

What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.

Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?

A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

They never get love.

What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?

"Get off my kid!"

"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."

"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"

How to get into politics?

Fail art school.

Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?

A: To get to the other side to find his parents.

There was no other side of the road.

What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?

They both get a lot of crack.

What record did Obama prove during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.

Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?

British cigarettes get smoked easily.

Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.

How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?

Put barbecue sauce on it.

What’s the difference between women and cars?

At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.

Why do dwarfs do drugs?

To get high.