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Doc: Can I help you?
Girl: Doctor, I have pain in my heart.
Doc: When did it begin?
Girl: Right now (seeing him like a doll).
Doc: Hh...do you like me? I know I am handsome...
Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. You just look like someone I know.
Doc: Who is that? Is your boyfriend?
Girl: No, it’s my pet (rabbit), his name is Rokie.
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
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me with everyone
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.