Suspension Strategy: A Catholic School Tale

Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.

I’m in catholic school.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, numbskull. This joke is about a bonehead who wants to get suspended from school. So, what does this moron do? Starts yellin' every gay slur he can think of, 'cause he's in a Catholic school and probably figures that's the fastest way to get the boot. You're a genius!

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