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Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
so real
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"
Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.