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What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Memes
The more I light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets, until it's too light to light.
You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.