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Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"
Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"