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How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
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What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.
He never came back.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.