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I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.