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Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
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Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"