Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
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Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.
He never came back.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest, telling her we can get married once she makes her way out.
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
