What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
The Dicktator
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, you knucklehead. You clearly don't understand wordplay. The joke combines "dick" and "tator" (short for potato) to sound like dictator. The joke relies on a pun and a bit of vulgarity. Now, go back to eating your crayons.