Marriage License jokes

Man

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If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

Wife

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I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!

Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!

Marriage

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Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

Status

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Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

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  • Incest

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    Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.

    Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.

    Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.

    But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.

    Marriage

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    An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, "You look like a million pounds!" The wife divorced him.

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