German Jokes

TFW you're having sex with your german girlfriend and she won't stop telling you here age

Hitler

I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.

What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?

Ajous

U die from robot bite

do u no 6+3 other person nine nein is no in german

Why is the German blind? Because he's a "not see".

I took an hour long shower, the german officers were looking at me kinda scared.

I was going from Germany to Austria and I accidentally crossed the border Illegally when the poliece caught me they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them y? they said I didn't see the border

A French, a German and an Italian make a race to who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, which after a quarter of an hour comes out. Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally the Italian enters who comes out after five hours. The French: "But how did you do it?" The Italian: "I killed one." The German: "So what?" The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"

How tall does the grass grow in germany? Zis high 😂😂😂😂😂

Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church. You follow him in and under their breath it sounds like somebody says you steal and you say in your mind knowing you have before I’m sorry then somebody caughs and under their breath it sounds like they say again you steal so you whisper quietly I’m sorry... ...then somebody in German says shoot that son of a bitch

Why are Germans so good at cleaning?

They have experience in Ethnic Cleansing.

Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss

Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss

What do you call a blind german? someone who can Nazi!

Why can’t Germans call a taxi *does taxi calling motion* https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwj6iIbtq9L8AhXyk4kEHTyDBS4QwqsBegQICBAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DcJz6Oqm4UoY&usg=AOvVaw0mbwQc0TCp6COJ4FJHCIQp it’s not a Rick roll