i don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me
Question: how bad is german wifi?Answer: it ́s the wurst.
3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
What do you call a German lesbian? A krautmuncher.
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My true hero is the person who killed Hitler
did u hear about the new german microwave? it has ten seats in it
Why is the Champs dElysees in Paris lined with trees? Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
What is hitler's favourite food? A hindenburger
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
In heaven responsible for the joke is the English man for food the Italian man and for the law and order a German man.. In hell responsible for food is the English man for order and law the Italian man and for jokes the German man
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount, I served in the war?" The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?" "Nein," said the old man.
So a Irish man is walking his poodle and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints. So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says sorry you can’t go in. The Irish man says why can’t I go in? Well you have a dog sir and that sign over there says no dogs aloud your going to have to leave him outside. Well the Irish man thinks quick and says. I’m blind it’s a seeing eye dog. The owner says that’s ridiculous a seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that. The Irish man says well what kind of dog did they give me??😂
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far
What the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hit-her!
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi
Q: What is germany's favorite board game? A: nahtzee (yahtzee)
