i don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me
3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".
did u hear about the new german microwave? it has ten seats in it
How do you say Brazier in German?
Stop em’ from flopp’n (German accent)
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
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My true hero is the person who killed Hitler
In heaven responsible for the joke is the English man for food the Italian man and for the law and order a German man.. In hell responsible for food is the English man for order and law the Italian man and for jokes the German man
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster
Why is the Champs dElysees in Paris lined with trees? Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
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The Average French Car has 7 Gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
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Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis.
My friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
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What’s the German word for BRA? Keeptwofromfloppin.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his bmw exhaust but his engine failed. This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Guy is at athletic meet. asks guy if he is a pole vaulter. He replies, No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter.
