What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute.
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office. The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
You race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar(Allahu Akbar) East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn(Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong) Jew...Rey(Ray) Black...BB-8(BBC) Italian...Jabba the Hutt(Pizza Hut) German...Admiral Piett(Hitler)
6 Germans walk into a BAR... and only three walk out.
what did the captured germans say to the french in ww1?
“Verdun for”
What’s a German‘s favorite drink, orange jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans who else would add gas
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age
What's the difference between yo mama and German men? - the balls... German men don't have them.
Why is the German blind? Because he's a "not see".
Why are Germans good at smoking. They had experience with smoking
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter? Only one came out the chamber.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary? Concentration problems.
I am on the german website
How the German people could fall for Hitler and the Nazis? There were an awful lot of red flags.
n 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio. Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States. “Father, where is the United States,” Hans asked. His father pointed at a map of North America. “Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be,” he questioned his father. The man pointed towards the Soviet Union. “And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?” The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British. “Where is Germany again, Father?” He pointed to their home country in Central Europe. Hans pondered this information for a second. “One last question, Father.” “Yes?” “Has Hitler seen this map?”
it’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
What do German do to ask a question, salute.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted nein, nein, so one of them left.
