Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
n 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio. Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States. “Father, where is the United States,” Hans asked. His father pointed at a map of North America. “Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be,” he questioned his father. The man pointed towards the Soviet Union. “And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?” The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British. “Where is Germany again, Father?” He pointed to their home country in Central Europe. Hans pondered this information for a second. “One last question, Father.” “Yes?” “Has Hitler seen this map?”
My granddad died in Ausschwitz in ww2........... He fell from a tower
🙄 😒 🤔 Why do call a man that is physically handicapped ♿ and german? A physically handicapped ♿ bisexual man that is promiscuous and german
What's the difference between yo mama and German men? - the balls... German men don't have them.
it’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious he ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over they asked what happened and the German soldier said hail hit her
you walk inside a building then you see a blind german then you call him his name
Answer: Nazi
Germany is
Why are Germans good at smoking. They had experience with smoking
What do German do to ask a question, salute.
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Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
How the German people could fall for Hitler and the Nazis? There were an awful lot of red flags.
How do you know when germane people break into your house? When you can not find your bed
all germs all from GERMany
