German

German Jokes

Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.

Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.

1st Person: Do you want to know something funny? 2nd Person: Yeah, sure! 1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!

How do you becomes with Nato. Promise no more world wars, by secretely peforming miltiary practises behind their back

What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?

Mein Fuhrer ist steickenbleiben in meinen zahnen.