German jokes
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
Hitler.
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
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I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Why does no one like Hitler when he goes to the movies?
Because he would count, "zehn, neun", and then it would all turn green.