German jokes
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
Why does no one like Hitler when he goes to the movies?
Because he would count, "zehn, neun", and then it would all turn green.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Hitler.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
Why was the German in a hurry? Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
Dating a German is great because they don't play mind games; they just provide a detailed, 40-page PDF explaining exactly why you are wrong.
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
Ines.
Why is the German blind?
Because he's a "not see."
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Germans be like, “Guten Morgan.”
Bitch, that's not my name.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!