Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
German Jokes
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
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Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Germany is...
