German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys. American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun. African XP farms: Cotton field.
GOTTVERDAMMT HANS I SAID “GLASS OF JUICE” NOT “GAS ZE JEWS”
The Average French Car has 7 Gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back
I am on the german website
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
Guy is at athletic meet. asks guy if he is a pole vaulter. He replies, No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keeptwofromfloppin.
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
Chuck Norris one shot down a German fighter plane- by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
What do u call a blind German. A nazi(not see)
what do you say to an upset german
quit being such a sauerkraut
When hitler killed himself he shot himself twice, the first one was operation Barbarossa and the second one was his death
Deutsch: Die, die nichts zu sagen haben, reden viel. Die, die was zu sagen haben, hingegen kaum.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter? Only one came out the chamber.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding to finances)
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his bmw exhaust but his engine failed. This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary? Concentration problems.
What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted nein, nein, so one of them left.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
Mein Fuhrer ist steickenbleiben in meinen zahnen.
