Germany is

How do you know when germane people break into your house? When you can not find your bed

How do Germans tie their shoes ? Answer: In Nazis !

Why was the German in a hurry?

Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.

A man found out that he was going to die. A German doctor comes in and says “you have 10 more”. The man yells out “10 WHAT!! DAYS!!! WEEKS!!!”. And the doctor says ”No seconds” and the man says “9 SECONDS!!!” And the doctor says “Nine Ten Seconds” He asked “How many seconds do i have to live 10,9 , or…” Then he died and learned how to say no in German…

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others cocks and shit like that.

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how many germans dose it take to change a light bulb? nine

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