German jokes
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
Three people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from, but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free."
What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.
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I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting "9!"
That's the best I've done so far.
It's even better when they get charged by a 19 yo with a funny boom boom stick
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
Hitler.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
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I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
I hooked up with my German girlfriend. It was really distracting when she kept saying her age.
Dating a German is great because they don't play mind games; they just provide a detailed, 40-page PDF explaining exactly why you are wrong.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
Germans be like, “Guten Morgan.”
Bitch, that's not my name.