Sparkling water was invented by Germans who else would add gas
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
Deutsch: Die, die nichts zu sagen haben, reden viel. Die, die was zu sagen haben, hingegen kaum.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age
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What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.
Chuck Norris one shot down a German fighter plane- by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
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What the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hit-her!
TFW you're having sex with your german girlfriend and she won't stop telling you here age
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
I was going from Germany to Austria and I accidentally crossed the border Illegally when the poliece caught me they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them y? they said I didn't see the border
Hitler
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding to finances)
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My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
I took an hour long shower, the german officers were looking at me kinda scared.
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What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
Ajous
