Has Hitler Seen The Map?

In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.

Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.

"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.

His father pointed at a map of North America.

"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.

The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.

"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"

The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.

"Where is Germany again, Father?"

He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.

Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."

"Yes?"

"Has Hitler seen this map?"

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Alright listen up, buttercup. So, little Hans is asking his dad about all the places Germany is fighting, right? Then he's like, "Hey, has Hitler even seen a map?" The joke is that Germany is fighting everyone and Hans is implying Hitler doesn't even know what he's doing or how big the world is. That's how dumb he is! You probably didn't get the joke since you voted for Biden.

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